Asshole of the Day

D.I.E.T. (Did I Eat That?) Soda Drinkers
(Not to be confused with normal diet soda drinkers - the people who drink diet soda as a treat but actually eat and drink healthy food and beverages on a regular basis)

Riddle me this, assholes: Why are you willing to save a measly 150 calories by drinking that nasty shit while piling your plate with fried food and desserts? And don't give me that "because it tastes less sugary than regular soda" shit. You started drinking diet for a reason - and that reason was to save calories. I don't see you complaining about that apple pie being too sugary.

And another thing, why do you college girls drink that shit and then go out and drink 10 beers at parties during the weekend?

Drinking diet soda and then eating a ton of high calorie/high fat food is like robbing a bank and only taking enough money to pay your bills for that one month.

Come on, asshole. 150 calories won't kill you - but all the trans-fat in that KFC fried chicken breast will. Go big or go home.