My Eyes Are Burning, I'm Blind!--An Ode to Full Frontal Nudity
I go to Bally's, I just want to work out, cause I want to stay itty bitty
But everyday when I walk though the locker room I'm confronted by someone's saggy titty
Swingin left and right, to and fro unleashed from a brassiere that's nowhere in sight
I hurry to avert my eyes, yet too late, I'll have nightmares tonight
Ladies please spare me the sight of your boobs and your crotch cause i don't want to know you like that
Let me go back up front and grab you a towel to cover up your rolls of fat
I'm not trying to hate, just wanna be real and let you know that you're traumatizing me
I live for the day when I can go to the gym without seeing full frontal nudity
posted by Miss Misc @ 9:47 PM
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Oh, don't even get me going about the guys in the locker room who you think are wearing fur coats until you realize that fur coats don't have weiner holes. Those nasty-ass hairy muthas need to use a god damned towel too.
It is called Karma - you might want to think about it!
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