Asshole of the Day

Buhster's Pick Today...

Big Bag Bitches

Hey, Lincoln Park Trixies! It's bad enough that I have to see your smug asses on the bus carrying Tiffany bags as lunch sacks, but must you carry the biggest, most cumbersome designer purse too? If you knock me in the head/shoulder/rib cage one more time, you're going to be picking out designer threads from in between your teeth for the next year after I shove that thing down your throat.