It's a Stew Knocking

Phukker here on the front lines of miscellaneous for you, you, and you. I got to tell ya - it feels like I've had the stew knocked out of me by triflin' miscellanors. Not only do I get to deal with miscellaneous bullshit day in and day out my friends, but I have been granted a miscellaneous promotion. Yes, that's right a miscellaneous promotion, but wait – what?…not quite yet. This is what makes it miscellaneous: the promotion was retroactively announced. It don't happen for six months. Is this normal? "Hey, you're doing a great job. We want to promote you." Psych! You gotta wait for six months though sucker. I understand effective in four weeks, or beginning talks about it, but to drop that bomb six months ahead of time? Hell, I might not be alive then. I might not even be livin' in this state. So what fuuuuu? Help me out people, cause that one knock the breath out of me.