Asshole of the Day

My Parasite

I have a parasite. Me and Buhster named him Ernie. He inhabits my belly from time to time, usually when he senses that the weather is warming up. He makes me feel like buh. Please join me in extending a warm welcome to Ernie who has returned from his winter hiatus to torture me.

To end on a positive note, there are advantages to having a parasite. Six-pack abs here I come.