Asshole of the Day

The "Do you have change for a $5 Guy"

My area has a few homeless guys, who I seriously suspect of having living quarters somewhere in the vicinity...probably better than my own. Anyways, they have taken to drumming on buckets to get people to give up a little dough. One well-dressed good samaritan decided to stop and make a donation. He whips out a $5...then asks the homeless guy for $3 in change. Hold up, wait a minute...you CANNOT ask homeless people for change. If you whip out the money, then you should be prepared to stop, drop, and keep on walking.
The homeless guy was as surprised as me and proceeded to dig through his money bucket for singles. You, Mr. Good Samaritan, are an ASSHOLE for doing that.