Monkeys Have Feelings, Too

*Image courtesy of La Pequena's #1 fan

Dear Assholes,

While it's been fun being treated like a trained monkey on a daily basis, please consider this my resignation.

I'm packing up my survival blanket and my bananas for a land where miscellaneousness does not swing through like a tornado in Kansas and the monkeys are treated with a little respect.

It's been real...real buh.

DEUCES,
Buhster