Asshole of the Day

The "This Seat Looks Comfy" Lady

So let me get this straight. Although there are 50 empty seats on this bus, you are inclined to sit by me. Let me scan the bus quickly…yeah, just as I suspected. I am the only person who has a seat mate. Huh? You want me to move my coat so you can sit more comfortably? Lady, you have a lot of balls. And for the record Rosa Parks (RIP) fought so I wouldn’t have to sit next to assholes like you.