Asshole of the Day

Need a Nap Guy

Do I look like a fucking Sealy Postrurepedic mattress to you? Then why is your head coming dangerously close to my shoulder? When you paid your $2 to get on this bus, it did not include room and board, so take your dragon breath, falling over in your sleep, need a nap ass and get the hell away from me. You're lucky I don't pull out my razor and cut your ass.