(Creepy) Asshole of the Day

The Belly Bandit Asshole

According to our sources, apparently there are random strangers out there who have the audacity to think they have the right to walk up to a pregnant lady on the street/in a store/wherever and touch her belly.

Seriously? Who the hell do you think you are, asshole?

This is a warning to future Belly Bandit Assholes -- If there ever comes a day that Miss Misc or I are pregnant, don't even think about coming near us with your God-knows-where-they've-been hands. If you do, prepare to be karate chopped.

Wax on, wax off, asshole.

XOXO
Buhster