Asshole of the Day

Deathwish Asshole

It's true that every vehicle is equipped with brakes, even bicycles. This is for the safety of us all. But that does not mean that you should run your silly, death-defying ass across a busy downtown street.

Why did I witness, within the course of five minutes, 10-12 people who decided that yellow and red mean "walk a little faster" across an intersection. Hey asshole, they both mean STOP, not start. One asshole even held his hand out for the cars to stop like he was one of the Supremes.

All I ask is that when you're splattered across the pavement cause the Yellow Cab ran you over, please don't get any of your guts on my leisure shoes. Puma's aren't cheap.

And to the assholes in the wheelchairs who think they're still as mobile as two-legged pedestrians (yeah I said it!) if that little traffic signal isn't fresh and bright white, DO NOT start rolling your ass across the street. You're blocking traffic, move it or lose your only good leg!