Asshole of the Day

Adult Ear Infectons--

Yes, you heard me correctly (ba dum buh) Each year I seem to get a raging ear infection. For the record, I am 26.7 years old, and you are supposed to build up resistance to that shit when you're 2. This is all my mom's fault for not breastfeeding me (which might explain why when I heard about Britney putting soda in her kids' bottles, I didn't think it was a big deal, ahhh, memories)

Thank God for extra-strength aspirin and leftovers from last year's prescription