So Many Assholes, So Little Time

Damn. I have discovered that total and utter misery makes you totally unproductive. Note that since me and Buhster have become beyond disgruntled, we've stopped posting because we consider the whole world to be assholes, thus making it too much of an effort to keep up with Les Misc's Asshole of the Day.

However, I will attempt to think back and come up with highlights from the last few week:

1. Both of my bosses are supremo assholes. As I walked up to them to ask a question, they stopped talking, looked totally guilty, and pasted on smiles. Gee, I thought we were out of high school. They then proceeded to not answer my question.

2. Offices on different time zones: Dear West Coast office: you cannot make a request at 3pm PST for something you'd like by EOD. Cause guess what, by the time we get your request (which is always something that could have waited until the next day) it's already EOD for us. Thanks for keeping me at the office until 8pm on a Friday night bitches.

3. The Super Bitch who won't admit it: I don't know about you, but I can respect a person who embraces their inner asshole and let's it shine through proudly. What I can't respect is someone who acts like they're super nice, then flips the script on you like Jekyll and Hyde.