Asshole of the Day

Umbrellas

These should be considered weapons. I saw two fights nearly break out in one day as a result of people being utterly careless when it came to where they were walking. A note to umbrella carriers:

-When you have an open umbrella, the diameter of your head has been expanded by at least a foot; you're taking up a lot more room than you think you are
-There is water rolling off of your umbrella, so if you tilt back, anyone behind you is going to get wet
-There are pointy pieces of metal surrounding you, any sudden movements could result in temporary blindness to an unsuspecting bystander
-No more than two people can fit under a standard umbrella, any more than that looks silly