Asshole of the Day

The Straddler Asshole

So I'm in the grocery store with a full cart, shopping like I got 3 kids and a husband. I go to get in one of the lines but I'm strangely blocked...by not one, but two assholes who couldn't decided which line they were in. Both had their carts parked horizontally, waiting to see which line would go faster. This is essence blocked four check out lines. Listen you fucking retards, can you pick a line and go with it? The 45 seconds you save by line-hopping is really not much in the scheme of your miserable fucking life. In the immortal words of Ludacris "move bitch get out the way."