I retract that last post; the world is indeed full of assholes

Not 24 hours after I turned in my platinum asshole card , somebody decided to be me. That's right, good ol' identity theft. I'll take a bit of responsibility I dropped my wallet with an ATM card I had just activated. But whoever the ASSHOLE was who found it spent $1,800 in less than 5 hours.

I'd like to shoot someone right now, but instead I'm going to continue the experiment, cause if I find the motherfucker who decided to fill up three of his friends' gas tanks on my dime, I'm going to go to jail.