Asshole of the Day

Hip Hop Dance Instructors with No Rhythm

Because it's -15 degrees outside I'm depending on Comcast to provide me with my daily workout. Unfortunately, they are allowing anyone off the street to appear on Exercise TV.

Listen asshole, if you're going to promote yourself as "hip hop (fill-in the body part)" or use the word booty in your workout title, I expect you to have an iota of rhythm in your body. Watching you dance offbeat is making me dizzy.