Unemployment: The Final Frontier

I regret to inform you that I am absolutely not enjoying my unemployment thus far. In fact, I have only averaged about 1/2 hour more sleep per day. It takes more energy to pursue jobs you want than to sit behind a desk at a job you don't want IM'ing your friends...I mean working hard.

However, I have been able to observe things I have not been privy to the last 12 years that I've been a working woman.

Things I have discovered:

--Lots of people don't work during the day
--Apparently going to the gym at 3pm is popular
--Old people like to hang out at the post office
--There's always traffic
--"Cheaters" comes on twice a day, making it to me, more watched than Oprah