My Sincere Apologies to the Human Resources Department

Miss Misc here and I've recently gone undercover as a "temp" to investigate what really goes on in the HR department of a large university.

What I saw was terrifying. My extremely intelligent friends/guest bloggers are always talking about how fucking retarded people are in general, but I had a first hand look at it today. It seems that we take for granted common sense. You wouldn't believe some of the phone calls and e-mails I had to answer.

Example:

"Can you please send me back a detailed list of what you didn't like about my resume and why I didn't get a call back?"...ummm, no.

"I keep applying and applying and you guys won't hire me!"...yo fault.

"Can you tell me what the requirements are to work there?"...sigh, well sir, requirements differ for the 597 jobs currently posted.

"Here's my resume. Can you match me up with the jobs I'm qualified for and send me the list?"...delete button.

"Your site is difficult to navigate. You must not want people to apply." Hey asshole, thanks for the unsolicited opinion, I'll be sure to add you to our "do not call" list.

It was truly fascinating to work there for a day and to observe the true origin of the word miscellaneousness.

My undercover assignment ends tomorrow but I will attempt to provide you all with a full report.

Miss Misc, over and out..............(bitches...heheheheh)