The Best Damn Question I've Been Asked in 2008

Miss Misc reporting in and apologizing for her month-long absence to share with you, what I do believe to be the best damn question I've been asked this year.

So I'm chilling hard at work, as I often do, when a student pops into the office brandishing a stapler.

Him with strange European accent: "Excuse me. I am looking for what goes in this stapler. I'm not sure how you call them?"

Miss Misc: "Ummm, you mean staples?"

Him: "Ahhh, yes. Staples, that makes sense."

It was such a genuine questions that I couldn't even call him an asshole for it. In fact, since I'm no longer surrounded by assholes I'm running out of posts...almost