Monday, March 16, 2009

asshole of the day

i'm baaaaaaaaaack.

buhster here bringing back the asshole of the day. why? because shit just hit the fan, and i can't stand the smell any longer.

so, today, i bring you the first asshole of the day for 2009:

HR departments

the obvious choice for asshole of the day would've been the stranger danger man who randomly showed up on our floor at work and started stealing shit from people's offices and cubicles. however, who can blame the crackhead for tryin to get his?

no, no, the HR department is the true asshole of the day because when it came time to examine the obvious security issue, who's fault was it that this man was able to get onto our floor? according to HR, it was clearly staff's fault. clearly.

so, thank you, HR department, for keeping me on my toes by threatening my job if i don't close the doors completely. because in addition to my already miscellaneousness-filled job, i would love it if you would please add "security detail" to my list of job responsibilities. don't worry. my 5'6", 1-some-odd-hundred-pound frame will keep us safe.